Patrick H. Wynne Cartoon Calendar 2014 – the best in fantasy satire until 2099!

2014 Patrick H. Wynne Calendar, January. (c) Patrick H. Wynne
2014 Patrick H. Wynne Calendar, January. (c) Patrick H. Wynne

Those of you taking a special interest in J.R.R. Tolkien’s life and works may have heard of Patrick H. Wynne before. He is part of the Elvish Linguistic Fellowship and “a member of a project to order, transcribe, and edit Tolkien’s unpublished linguistic papers.” That is, if you have ever heard of Vinyar Tengwar and/ or Parma Eldalamberon you know him and his work.

However, my very first contact to him something like twenty years ago was one of his great drawings [Uncle Saruman wants you!] which is a hilarious rendering of the “Uncle Sam wants you for U.S. Army” poster inviting you to join Isengard’s forces. If you want to have a quick look at some of his drawings you might like to visit the Tolkien Gateway page on him. However, those don’t do his awesome humour justice (they are brilliant in their own right but this cartoon Tolkien calendar is gonna have you grinning every first of the month, I am quite sure!)

To give you a hint how much fun ordering this calendar will be for you look at this picture. This is the January Calendar Page.

2014 Patrick H. Wynne Calendar, January. (c) Patrick H. Wynne

2014 Patrick H. Wynne Calendar, January. (c) Patrick H. Wynne


These are the basics for you to order a gazillion copies of this little gem:

Format: Desk calendar, 4 inches X 6 inches in plastic jewel case. Each replaceable calendar month is printed on photo-quality paper.

Price: Calendars are $10 each, plus $5 standard shipping within US. For larger quantities, expedited shipping, and/or shipping outside the US, email your information and we’ll calculate the charges.

To order, please email 2014patcal(at) with “Calendar Order” as subject and inlude your shipping information and quantity, and we’ll respond with a confirmation and instructions for sending payment through Paypal.

Visit the official calendar page for another preview month and any questions.

Marcel R. Bülles

Marcel R. Bülles is the author of, a specialist blog centering on worldwide Tolkien fandom, geekdom and research. He works as a freelance translator, journalist and writer and is the founder of the German Tolkien Society as well as a co-founder to RingCon, Europe's formerly biggest fantasy film convention. You can find him in cafés all over the world sipping an espresso blogging, writing, reading. At one point he was married to an extremely lovely French lady by the nickname of Sauron. Yes, that Sauron. He is also active with the International Tolkien Fellowship on Facebook and the Tolkien Folk on Instagram.